I have exacted revenge upon the humans and other kats of this house many, many times. I have logged a few in the hopes that other intelligent felines will take my lead and follow suit.

March 23rd, 2000 - The female human who calls me "cuddly" in mocking, decided to kiss me on my forehead to attempt to show me some kind of affection. She usually only pulls that kind of crap with my brother Fepher. Well, let it be the last time she did that. That night, while she slept, I jumped on her face and gave her my kind of kiss. Some of you may have noticed a huge gash across her forehead when she goes on her "social outings". I'm sure she'll think twice about where she might kiss me next.

July 12th, 2000 - The female human dare cross me again. She decided that with the arrival of new furniture that I would be subject to her cutting off the tips of my big nasty claws that I have grown so fond of. My revenge, she won't wear her favorite shoes again without a roll of paper towels and some Lysol first. She messes with my feet, I mess on hers.

July 3rd, 2001 - Since my attempts seem to be recognized and well compensated for, I exacted indirect revenge on the female human on "bath night". This would be the night that they decide all the kats of the house be subject to the water torture and searing foam liquid called "shampoo". After the female released the torture on me, I talked my brother, Fepher, into biting her during his punishment. The water torture abruptly stopped when the female had to admit herself into the hospital because of her injuries. She had to wear a large bulky hard instrument on her hand for a week that prohibited it's use. Sometimes, siblings are useful.